Chloe (not my kid, but funny as hell) on Xmas eve 2011 ...

‎... so the kids are buckled into Jason's van and I'm saying good bye and Merry Christmas ... Chloe starts to tell me a story when Jason (being funny) obnoxiously interupts her. I say to the girls "is he always this annoying?" to which they respond with a resounding "YES!". Koren and the kids and I are all laughing when Chloe says something ... now Jason's laughing and asks if I heard her, and I didn't. So he asks her to repeat herself and she does ...

"You're lucky you broke up with him!" she says...

 ... once I stop laughing my ass off I reply "Sometimes Chloe, ya just gotta thank God for unanswered prayers!"

*Snort!!!* Totally made my Christmas eve!